New Year's Resolutions

1. Finally learn how to operate that newfangled machine called a "car".



2. Lose enough weight to not embarrass myself at the beach.



3. Date more often. This way I can get out of the house more... on the flip side of that, I have watched waaaaaaaaaay too much TV in 2008.



4. To stop dressing cheaply. "Hobo Chic" is not something you should aspire to.



5. Keep this blog updated daily for the whole year. Even if it is with pure stupidity.



6. Whoop everyones behind in the Triple Sport Fantasy League this year I am starting with Groganman (Groganman's Musings is one of my favorite blogs... check it out!)



7. Continue my streak of 7 years without going to church (and with that, 7 years of thoroughly disappointing my very religious mother)



8. Learn to cook. You actually CAN make meals without solely using a microwave.



9. Finally realize that in order to date, I must actually stop acting like a shy 13 year old around girls. That does not help.



10. Finish my transformation from "Davis Garcia" to "David Garcia"... 29 years in the making, my friends.

I am sure there will be more before the year ends... Will update then.

Now, back to work, so that I can stay employed in 2009.