Monday, December 29, 2008

Things I Learned This Weekend

1. Never mix 7-8 shots of Hennessey with about 4-5 Bud Lights... No es bueno.

2. Got all three UFC picks wrong, but the card was nonetheless awesome.

3. No means no.

4. Drunk dialing can be fun, except if it is you getting called at 2am by a man who won't stop talking about his appreciation of the female body.

5. Did I mention no means no?

6. When drunk, the floor suddenly becomes the one of the most comfortable places in the world, second to the tiles right in front of the toilet.

7. Wal-Mart pizza is sooooo good when buzzed.

8. Hangovers can last longer than 24 hours (still feeling horrible... and it is Monday).

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