Curiously Strong Factoids

I am dork when it comes to surveys. I enjoy them way too much... mainly because they do a better job of describing me than I ever could on my own. So when I saw this survey on It's Gonna Take More Than A Hamburger To Make Me Happy! (really cool blog... check it out when you have a chance!), Well, I knew I had to take it out for a spin .

I am nothing, if not unoriginal.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I really do not know... but a fun fact is that a few months after I was introduced to the world, Hurricane Me tore through the East Coast. Hurricane Me was so bad, they actually had to retired the name "David". There will never be another Hurricane David.. I mean... Hurricane Me...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED AND WHY?
Watching "We Were Soldiers" on a date in August...

And I wonder why we are no longer dating...

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Half-script, half-print, all messy... I dig it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Love me some Roast Beef.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Not yet. Someday.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I be a cool cat to hang with. If for no other reason than to go out with, cause next to me, you will look a lot better.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Read answer to previous question. NEXT!

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yeah, I do. They have been there my entire life, and not once have they bothered to help pay rent.

Fucking moochers.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No thank you. I have a bad fear of heights and a really bad fear of doing anything incredibly stupid.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
At the moment, I am on a Kellogg's Corn Flakes kick. Love 'em.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
When I am not tired and/or lazy, yes.

(btw, 94% of the time, I am tired/lazy)

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I think so. Not "DAVID SMASH!!!!" strong, but strong enough. 

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I am lactose intolerant. Stop rubbing it in, you ass.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?
Men, hair. Women, breasts.

Hey, I am being honest here.

RED OR PINK?
Manchester United red

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Shyness

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ?
Right now... I can't really say that I am missing anyone.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I am wearing nothing but a smile...

...

You can uncover your eyes now. I was only joking.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE ?
Grilled Steak and Steamed Vegatables.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Crickets...

If you meant music, then Belle and Sebastian.

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Super Happy. I shit you not, that is an actual Crayola color.

FAVORITE SMELLS?
Fresh Laundry and my nieces after a bath.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Marc.

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Baseball (Let's go, Mets!) and Soccer (Glory, Glory Man United!)

HAIR COLOR?
skin

EYE COLOR?
Dark brown.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Oh yeah, especially since my glasses were stolen at work.

FAVORITE FOOD?
Lasagne and Peanut Butter (not together)

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Depends on the mood.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Shawshank Redemption

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Orange.

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. I loooove the cold.

HUGS OR KISSES?
Kisses... but I have been told I am great at both.

FAVORITE DESSERT?
Brownies

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
D-Day by Stephen Ambrose

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
touchpad... sorry to disappoint.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
UFC Unleashed and The Rachel Maddow Show (huge crush on her... and yes I do know she is a lesbian)

FAVORITE SOUND?
My 21 month old niece saying "Hi Dave" 

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles, though I haven't really educated myself with the Stones yet.

WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Colombia

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
It is so secret, even I don't know what it is.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

New York City

I TAG:

you're it! Your turn to fill this bad boy out and post it.